Nadiah Alwi

Man: I used to have a crush on you.

Woman: Why didn’t you say so?

Man: Because, I had a crush on you.

Woman: I did, too.

Man: Why didn’t you say so, either?

Woman: Because, I had a crush on you. And, you were supposed to be the one who said that. You’re a man.

Man: Why can’t women express their feelings toward men?

Woman: Who said so?

Man: You just did.

Woman: I did not.

Man: Yes, you did.

Woman: Sigh.

Man: Silent.

Woman & Man: (altogether) Now…

Man: You go first…

Woman: Aren’t you going to say it?

Man: Say what?

Woman: Sigh. Just forget it.

Man: Ok.

Woman: Sigh.

Man: Would you like to join me for dinner tonight?

Woman: Silent.

Man: I guess you don’t.

Woman & Man: Walk different ways.